( eudio cuddlr )

[dominance]

BELLAMY BLAKE ( 24 ) A leader and hero. An unwaveringly loyal friend and brother. Actually pretty funny. And perpetually shirtless.

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cuddlr changed
14/02/2016 | pic and Not interested, courtesy of Elsa of Arendelle.
11/06/2016 | pic and Swipe right if you want to talk about dogs or Greek mythology! , courtesy of Octavia.

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[dominance]

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Hello?

[lovelied]

hello!

it makes you seem a bit grumpy, you know, the whole not interested bit.

are you?

[dominance]

If I was grumpy, I would've described myself as grumpy.

[ it's why old man grumps decided to write that. straight and to the point! ]

[lovelied]

oh. alright, then.

if you were though, i wouldn't mind.

grumpy people are kind of funny, don't you think?

[ scowls are cute okay. :| ]

[dominance]

I don't really find a lot of people funny.

Why do you like grumpy people? They're usually the people you try and avoid.

[lovelied]

is that because they're not funny, or because you haven't got a sense of humor?

or do people not bother to tell you jokes at all. that's quite sad.

[ a moment, then : ] it's their expressions, i think. the way they get all twisted up over nothing.

it's funny.

[dominance]

[ so many people would say bellamy just doesn't have a sense of humour. ]

I haven't really had time for jokes or even a laugh. Kind of hard to when there's nothing to find funny.

Apparently I tell dad jokes, so, make of that what you will.

But you find the weirdest stuff funny.

[lovelied]

dad jokes? never heard one of those.

[ now she has to hear one, obviously. ]

i think there's something funny in everything, if you look hard enough.

are you calling me strange?

[dominance]

If that's your way of asking for one, I don't perform on command. Maybe next time you'll be lucky enough to receive one.

Your words, not mine.

[ he would've said eccentric. ]

[lovelied]

is it because you have performance anxiety? don't worry, i don't judge. :)

it's alright if you think i'm strange, most people do.

[dominance]

Let's go with that instead of the fact that I'm just not the kind of guy who's funny.

So, did you get your answer? You swiped for a reason.

[lovelied]

i think the matter will require further investigation before i come to any sort of solid conclusion. i do have a hypothesis, though.

[dominance]

What's your hypothesis, strange girl?

[lovelied]

i can't tell you, silly.

it has to be tested first.

[dominance]

[ bellamy doesn't know whether to be endeared toward her or annoyed by her. really, he should be worried. ]

How are you going to test it?

[lovelied]

by bothering you, obviously.

[ run bellamy, run from the small blonde menace. ]

[dominance]

I'm sure you'll get bored of bothering me. I'm not the most exciting person.

[lovelied]

i can't take your word for it, you're biased after all.

you could be perfectly interesting, and just be saying that to throw me off.

[dominance]

I'm a boring kid from space. There's nothing about me that's remotely interesting. But if you want to learn that yourself, then I reserve the right to tell you I told you so when you come to the same conclusion.

[lovelied]

you won't be saying it, i'm sure.

you're from space? you don't seem like an alien, though.

does it take much to cover your lizard skin?

[dominance]

I have to wear a LOT of foundation. Takes hours to apply so I can look remotely normal.

[ are there aliens in space? bellamy doesn't know. but he's seen a few of the sci-fi films that depict it all wrong. te true enemy is usually those inside the ship. ]

You're not frightened by a little lizard skin?

[lovelied]

oh. i thought it was more of a suit, that you just had to step in and zip up. your poor lizard hands must cramp up something terrible.

i'm not frightened of much, really.

[dominance]

I wish. Being a lizard from space is really hard work, Strange Girl. Makes it near impossible to hold hands. :(

[lovelied]

don't worry, i'll hold your hand. even if it does prove difficult.

seeing that you must have claws, to go with the scales.

[dominance]

Definitely. Maybe you can hold my wrist. It'd be safer for you.