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BELLAMY BLAKE ( 24 )

A leader and hero. An unwaveringly loyal friend and brother. Actually pretty funny.

And perpetually shirtless.

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YES / MATCH / TICK

NO / CROSS

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One day I'm going to understand you without needing you to translate.

But thanks? I'm not a hotdog on the inside, though.

[ except he does understand what she's saying, but he would prefer to 1) be annoying and 2) pretend this doesn't embarrass him at all. ]

don't fun of how i speak, i can't help if i'm northern.

(yes you are.)

Hi Northern, I'm Bellamy.

And I'm not. I am from space, though. Feel free to say that instead.

i cannot believe you just make a fucking dad joke and think you're not a weenie nerd ?

you have to be fucking with me. you have to be.

What the hell is a "dad joke"?

[ the only jokes he knows are mom jokes and they're pretty cool. aurora blake was funny. as for his dad? he wouldn't know. ]

have you ever heard someone say to their dad 'i'm thirsty' and then without hesitation, he'll reply 'hi thursday, i'm friday.'

No.

But I'm guessing your dad did. You got any other jokes or is that it?

knock knock.

Who's there?

noah

Who the hell is Noah?

you're supposed to say noah who

Noah who?

noah good place we can get something to eat? ;)

[ bellamy isn't going to say he laughed. that would be him being nice and a weenie, and bellamy blake is not a weenie! ]

Really?

No wonder the apocalypse happened.

are you saying my jokes are bad enough to raise the dead :(

I was going to say to set off the bombs. Are you one of those people who believes dead people can come back to life, too?

[ he vaguely remembers caroline talking to him about a friend who was dead who came back to life or ... something. truthfully, it's hard following all this crap that doesn't exist in his world. it's bad enough he's been trying to wrap his head around it. ]

believe lol.

it happened. for me.

What do you mean it happened to you? The apocalypse?

yeah.

97 years ago bombs went off and destroyed everything. We went up into space, some people stayed on the ground and even went under. Were you there?

[ anything that happened after, like dead people rising from their graves, hasn't been recorded down for the ark. but bellamy has to untangle this because she's the first person who isn't from home who has experienced the apocalypse. or what he thinks to be. bellamy's a post-apocalypse hunk. ]

no.
everything's different for different people. in 2009 the dead rose out of their graves and started eating us.

at the start of 2013 the government found a way to
help them.

The dead came back to life.

And then the government helped them.

I'm going to pretend I understand this because I don't understand how that's possible at all. The eating people I do. The government I don't. The dead —

[ bellamy's going to process this as follows: someone flicked a switch and the dead rose. the dead, who he's going to think of as reapers, because they kill people, eat people. and the government, the council, actually found a way to help their people that didn't involve culling them for oxygen. and dead people came back to life. ]

You survive, right?

[ that's all that matters, really. ]

we survive.

That's good. The world would suck without Jem Walker being a weenie in it.

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